Thursday, 30 October 2008

The best Christmas card ever!

“In a world… (to be read in the style of a voiceover artist – in other words deep, really deep.)
In a world where anything can happen… comes a ’Christmas card’ so terrifying, so awesome, so joyful and triumphant only one man can help.

Yes that’s right, all that stands between Xmas and Officer Chief Brody is… (Music: Dum dum, Dum dum, dum dum dum ect.)

“We are going to need a bigger tree!”

Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy Christmas once again, comes ‘Claus’ a great white Christmas card’. A ‘Jaws’ parody from the darkest depths of artist Reece Ward’s fertile imagination.

Available from order now in time for Christmas and to avoid the rush.

This holiday season will NEVER feel the same again!”

(say the next bit fast and under your breath) Rated U. Suitable for all audiences. At a near you.


  1. This christmas card is cool. Is it sold anywhere??

  2. Yes it's sold at by Reece Ward.

    click on the link

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